Crackhouse

straight from my Jonah, my favorite gay bartender

At Old Chicago, one usually drinks beer. It is the reason this bar exists. Jonah offered me this wonderful $5 cocktail one night. Two of them later, I was stumbling home.
Ingredients

• 1/2 shot Malibu
• 1/2 shot Madori
• 1/2 shot Smirnoff Orange
• 1/2 shot Captain
• 1/2 shot Crown

1. Mix and fill rest of 16 oz. glass with orange and cranberry juice